1. Name:  Charlotte Louise
2. Nickname(s):  Charley, Chaara, Chacha, Char, rarely Lotty
3. Birthday: September 17th
4. That makes you: 19
5. Where were you born: in the land of sheep and dragons
6. Location right now: My lovely bed with my squishy cat.
7. Shoe size: 7/8
8. How many piercings?: ten or so piercings
9. Tattoos?: some planned…soooon.
10. When you wake up you're: GRUMPY
11. When you're about to sleep you're: laying straight and in a tiny amount of space/
12. Horoscope sign: Virgo
13. Zodiac sign:  Mango
14. Righty or Lefty:  I meant to be a lefty, but was trained out of writing left handed
15. Innie or Outie:  Innie. Sorta a J with one eye from my belly button scar
16. School: off to Derby uni soon.

Section Two: Looks

17. Nationality: I am Scottish and Welsh
18. Hair colour: Blonde
20. Weight: 14 stone, because I'm fat and have massive tits.
21. Height: 5 ft 11
22. Braces?  No 3:
23. Glasses?  Yes, my eye sight is terrible!

Section Three: Private Life

24. Do you have a boy/girlfriend?  Nadda
25. If so, who? N/A
26. If not, do you have a crush on someone? I take a long time to crush
27. Who has a crush on you? Nooo?
28. Ever cheated on your bf/gf? NEVER!
29. Who was your first kiss: My best mate buffy XD
30. Who was your last kiss: A lion of a man.
31. Are you a virgin? Nope.
32. Ever had a threesome before? ….nno.
33. If you could have sex with anyone, who would that be? HEHE!
34. Have you ever been in love? No, I sometimes feel incapable of love.
35. Broken any hearts? No.
36. Got your heart broken?  I've had my feeling stepped on but not broken.
37. Ever liked a friend? Yes…
38. What happened? They smooshed my feelings and then tried to backsies :l

Section Four: Past Relationships

39. How many relationships have you been in? one
40. How many were serious enough to count: None
41. Who were those serious ones: ….
42. Funnest hook-ups: :3 he picked me up like a princess, and then I accidentally kicked him in the dick…hence no sexing happened
43. What made them different: They weren't a total dick
44. What happened: we are better as friends due to distance etc
45. Best boy/girlfriend:  huh?
46. Worst boy/girlfriend: whuut?
47. Ever been kissed: Yarb
48. Who do you want back: No one, it's past and I learn and upgrade
49. Who do you regret: I don't regret, I never will.
50. Why?: Because I've learnt from my mistakes, and why I deserve better

Section Five: Favorites

51. Song: One love –Bob Marley
52. Movie: 5th Element
53. Food: Sausage sandwich
54. Drink: Coffee <3
55. Store: second hand stores and markets
56. Television show: The Big Bang theory
57. Holiday: Halloween
58. Book: So long and thanks for all the fish.
59. Ice cream: Strawberry
60. Sweets: Jelly babies
61. Crisps: CHEESEY! OMNOMNOMNOM
62. Type of music: Anything!
63. Artist: Kavel Rafferty the collage artist
64. Word: Cunt or Bench
65. Time of day: 7.02 am
66. Dressing: vinegar
67. Alcoholic drink:  vodka straight
68. Color(s):  Duck egg blue and scarlet or rouge
69. Piece of clothing: My pretty sailor-esque dress
70. Character: Invader Zim.
71. Smell: baked goods
72. Shampoo:  defluffing shampoo
73. Soap: Dove
74. Smiley:  :3
75. Board game: Monopoly
76. Sport: Professional dancing like a pratt in my undies.
77. Number: 7
78. Quote:  "I am so clever that sometimes, I don't understand a single word I am saying " Oscar Wilde
79. Animal: tarantula
80. Actor: Heath ledger.
82. Vegetable: Carrots
83. Fruit: Melon
84. Place to be: Coffee shops.
85. Thing in your room: BOXES , EVERYWHERE!
86. Gum: Hubba bubba strawberry
87. Shape: Tetrahedron
88. Country: Antartica
89. Mall: Da whut?
90. Car:  VW beetle
91. Boy's name: Argentine
92. Girl's name: Philisity
93. Family member:  My cat
94. Restaurant: Pizza hut!
95. Movie place: Cinneworld
96. Person to go to the movies with: Myself
97. Noise: Purring
98. Brand of shoe: anything high and pretty
99. Brand of clothing: Not a brand snob
100. Body part of a chicken: THE BREAST
101. Swear word: CUNT!
102. Month: October
103. Possession: My  Granddad Teddy bear
104. Team:  ME
105. Season: Autumn
106. Radio station: Me
107. Magazine: Company.
108. Favorite grade: Year 9
109. Least favorite grade: ALL THE OTHER YEARS
110. Teacher: PAUL
111. Least favourite teacher: :l so many
112. Subject: Media studies
113. Subject to talk about: Philosophy

Section Six: Family

114. Who's your mum?: MAM
115. Who's your dad?:  DADDY
116. Any step-parents?: two ish
117. Any brothers?:  Yarb, 1 full, 2 halfs, and 2 steps.
118. Any Sisters?:  one step baby one.
120. Coolest: MAH KITTY CAT
121. Loudest: Mother
122. Best relative: MAH CAT
123. Worse relative:  Mother
124. Do you get along with your parents?  No,
125. With your siblings?  No.
126. Does anyone understand you? My cat does.
127. Do you have any pets?: I'd call him a master, to which I am the slave to my obese moggy
128. If so, what kind and name? JERRY
129. If not, what do you want as a pet?: CAT CAT CAT I NEED MORE CATS

Section Seven: School

131. Are you still in school? Oof to uni
132. Did you drop out?: 6th form XD
133. Your current GPA: B
134. Do you buy or bring lunch?:  UUUUHM maybe?
135. ABC's?: DEFGEEEEEE
136. Favorite class: Media.
137. Play any sports at school?: I used to do kick boxing
138. Are you popular? Yes, because I am so damn awesome!
139. Favorite memory: Cake and cat
140. Most humiliating moment:  so many…
141. Most funniest moment: soooo many….
142. Most scared moment: I AM AFRAID OF LOTSA THINGS

Section Eight: What do you think of when you hear

145. Chicken: OMNOMNOM
146. Dog:  Fluffy puppies!!
147. Christina Aguilera: Porn
148. Ricky Martin: Living la vida loka?
149. 50 cent: HE WILL TAKE ME TO THE CANDY SHOP AND I WILL MAKE HIM EAT LOLLIPOPS
150. Poop: de poop?
151. Beach: D<EVIL WATER
152. Desert: cake?
153. Water: D< GUNNA GET ME
154. Osama: in ditch
155. Love: Cake
156. Your little brother: Meh?
157. Butt: and I cannot lie
158. Clowns: IT
159. Wonder: kitty
16o. Brown: CHOCOLATE CAKE?
161. Banana: This shit is BANANAS B-A-N-A-N-A-S.
162. Sex: Good ol' Mr hand, you do a mighty fine job <3
163. Parents:  RAGE
164. Homosexuals: BOOOBIES <3
165. God: WHAT DID YOU DO?

Section Nine: Do you believe in

166. God: Sorta
167. Heaven: yneeeh
169. Hell: ynehhh
170: Boogy man: BITCH OWES ME MONEY
171. Closet Monsters: :'D my oldest friend <3
172. Fortune tellings:  neeeyehhh
173. Magic:  neeyeeeh
174. Love at first sight: no.
175. Ghosts: yes.
176. Voo-doo dolls: nyeeeh
177. Reincarnation: sorta
178. Yourself: ALWAYS AND NEVER.


Section Ten: Do you

179. Smoke:  No
180. Do drugs: Noo
181. Drink alcohol: Yes.
182. Cuss: FUCK YES I GODDAMN DOO
183. Sing in the shower: sometimes
184. Like school: mostly
185. Want to get married: Yes, for the poofy dress and cake
186. Type with all of your fingers:  Yes
187. Think you're attractive: IMMA SEXY YET AWKWARD BEAST
188. Drink and drive: No!
189. Snore: only when im ill
190. Sleep walk: sometimes
191. Like watching sunrises and sunsets: Yes.

Section Eleven: Have you ever

192. Flashed someone: ….yes.
193. Gotten so drunk til you threw up everywhere: No, that is a waste of booze
194. Told that person how you felt: Yes. And then all feeling died
195. Been arrested: No
196. Gone to jail or juve: No
197. Skateboarded:  no, im clumsy
198. Skinny dipped: yes
199. Rock climbed: yes
200. Killed someone: …..
201. Watched porn: Yes.
202. Gone on a road trip: no 3:
203. Went out of the country: YEAS
204. Talked back to an adult: Yes, age does not suck out the stupid
205. Broken a law: …maybe
206. Got pulled over: NO
208: Cried to get out of trouble: 0;3 maybe…
209. Let a friend cry on your shoulder: on a boob more like
210. Kissed a brother's or sister's friend: eew no
211. Kissed a friend's brother or sister:eeewww nonono
212. Dropped something on the floor and let someone eat it anyways: Yes
213. Moon someone: yes.
214. Shop-lifted: No!
215. Worked at McDonald's: No
216. Eaten a dog: nooo
217. Give money to a homeless person: I give them food and funny dances
218. Glued your hand to yourself:  every time 3:
219. Kissed someone of the same sex:   BOOBIES
220. Had a one night stand:  eeew no.
221. Smoked:  No
222. Done drugs: Only caffeine OMNOMMY
223. Lose a friend because of your ex: No
224. Slap someone for being stupid:  Often the stupid need that slap of the bitch
225. Had cyber sex: ….define cyber
226. Wish you were the opposite sex:  I WANT TO TOUCH MY OWN PENIS, IS THAT SO WRONG!
227. Caught someone doing something: heheheh.
228. Played a game that removes clothing: I hustle people into nudity
229. Cried during a movie:  yesh
230. Cried over someone: Nope.
231. Wanted to hook up with a friend:  'cus I never did that >,>…..
232. Hooked up with someone you barely met:  No
233. Ran away from home: no but I was made homeless twice
234. Cheated on a test: Nope.


Section Twelve: Would you

235. Bungee jump:  Yes
236. Sky dive: Yes
237. Swim with dolphins: EVIL DOLPHINES….YES
238. Steal a friend's bf or gf: No D<
239. Try to be the opposite sex: I used to crossdress
240. Lie to the police:  Depends on the circumstances
241. Run from the police: see above
242. Lie to your parents: the only people I have the ability to lie to
243. Backstab a friend for your own well being: No
244. Be an exotic dancer: BORN TO BE!
245. Fuq a donkey for $1, 000, 000: no.

Section Thirteen: Are you

246. Shy:  no
247. Loud: yes
248. Nice: not really
249: Outgoing: yes
250: Quiet: HAHAHA NEVER
251. Mean: yes
252. Emotional: VERY
253. Sensitive: VERY
254. Gay: I LIKE ALL THE GENITALS
255. Strong: YES
256. Weak: No
257. Caring: Yes
258. Dangerous: I'm a bit of a loose wire sometimes
259. Crazy: not anymmore
260. Spontaneous: Yes
261. Funny: I'm fucking hilariously obviously
262. Sweet: No
263. Sharing: I DO NO SHARE ANYTHING EVER D<
264. Responsible: yes
265. Trustworthy: Yes
266. Open-minded: Yes, very
267. Creative: YUSH
268. Cute: SO FUCKING CUTE BE ME, I'M PUKING KITTENS
269. Slick: SUWHUT?
270. Smart: YESSS
271. Dumb: yessss
272. Evil: pure to the core
273. Ghetto: totally :l though apparently I used to live in what is now classed as a slum come ghetto
274. Classy:  DAMN RIGHT
275. Photogenic: sometimes
276. Dependable: Yes
277. Greedy: YES
278. Ugly:  I AM BEAUTIFULL…Somewhere
279. Messy:  No
280. Neat: yes
281. Perverted: YES
282. Silly: MAYBEH
283. A Bitch:  no, I am a cunt
284. A Good Listener:  Yes
285. A Fighter: Yes
286. A Party Animal:  Sometimes
287. A Game Freak: yes
288. A Computer Freak: sorta

Section Fourteen: Future

289. Dream job:  a well paid one
291. Husband/Wife: please.
292. Kids: Three
293. Names:  Argentine, Philisity and whatever I scream during birth .
294. Pets: ALL THE POOFY CATS
295. Car: VW beetle
296. Age you would want to get married: 25
297. Best Man/Bride's Maid: EMMA AAND SHE WILL WEAR A TUX
298. Honeymoon: Russia

Section Fifteen: Your friends

299. Best friend: JERYY MY CAT
300. Known the longest:  probably, emma, Zoe, boofy, koosh
301. Craziest: Buffy
302. Loudest: DEEJAY
303. Shyest: emma is reserved
304. Best hair: THE LONG CHOCOLATEY  LOCKS OF BUFFY
305. Best eyes: Emma
306. Best body DEEJAY
307. Most Athletic: Buffy
308. Hot-Tempered: DEEJAY
309. Most impatient: Buffy
310. Shortest: DEEJAY
311. Tallest: MEE
312. Skinniest: BOOFY
313. Best singer: DEEJAY
314. Funniest: we are funny and shit
315. Can always make you laugh: ALL OF THEM
316. Wish you talked to more: ALL OF THEM
317. Wish you saw more:  ALL OF THEM
318. Who drives you insane after a while:  ALL OF THEM
319. Who you can stay around forever and never get sick of: ALL OF THEM
320. Ever lose a friend because you took it to the 'next level': NO
321. Whose always been there when you need them: Emma
322. Who is like your family: Emma, buffy, koosh, deejay and many more
323. How many friends do you have?: LOTS
324. How many are really close? ALLL

Section Sixteen: The last

325. Thing you ate: CAKE
326. Thing you drank: COFFEEE
327. Thing you wore: A white vest and knickers
328. Thing you did: Chores
329. Place you went: DOVER
330. Thing you got pierced or tattooed: My lio
331. Person you saw: MAMMA
332. Person you hugged:EMMA.
333. Person you kissed:EMMA.
334. Person you fuq'd: not telling
335. Person you talked to online: KIRK?
336. Person you talked to on the phone: KIRK
337. Song you heard:  Stereo Hearts- gym class heroes
338. Show you saw: Blood brothers
339. Time you fought with your parents: all the time
340. Time you fought with a friend: meeeh
341. Words you said: COME TO MAMMA MY LITTLE SQUEESHY CAT

Section Seventeen: Now

343. What are you eating: Nothing
344. What are you drinking: Coffee
345. What are you thinking: CAKE
346. What are you wearing: a vest and knickers
347. What are you doing: cat snuggles
349. Hair: a mess
350. Mood: NEED SLEEP
351. Listening to: kitty purrs
352. Talking to anyone: Justin and koosh and kirk
353. Watching anything: Nope

Section Eighteen: Yes or No

354. Are you a vegetarian: No
355. Are you a carnivore: YES
356. Are you heterosexual:  No
357. Do you like penguins:  yes
358. Do you write poetry: No
359. Do you see stupid people: yes everywhere!
360. You + Me: Yes?
361. Do you like the Osbournes: No
362. Can you see flying pigs: Always, everywhere!
363. Do you sleep with stuffed animals on your bed: Yes. I secretly sleep with four and a fat cat!
364. Are you from Afghanistan: no?
365. Is Christina Aguilera ugly: No SHE IS SEXY
366. Are you a zombie: No
367. Am i annoying you: No
368. Do you bite your nails: YES
369. Can you cross your eyes: Yes
370. Do you make your bed in the morning:  YES
371. Have you touched someone's private part: Yes.

Section Nineteen: This or That

372. Winter or Summer: Winter
373. Spring or Autumn:  Autumn
374. Shakira or Britney: Shakira
375. MTV or VH1: or?
376. Black or White: Blacke
377. Yellow or Pink: Pink
378. Football or Basketball:  Basketball
379. Mobile Phone or Pager: Mobile phone
380. Pen or Pencil: Pen
381. Cold or Hot: Cold
382. Tattoos or Piercings: Tattos
383. Inside or Outside: Inside.
384. Weed or Alcohol: Alcohol
385. Coke or Pepsi: Pepsi
386. Tape or Glue: glue
387. McDonald's or In-n-Out: McD's

Section Twenty: Opinions

388. What do you think about classical music: I like it
389. About boy bands: cheeseey
390. About suicide: sad times.
391. About people who try to force their opinions on you: fuckk off.
392. About teen pregnancy: stupidity
393. Where do you think you'll be in 10 years: old persons home
394. Who do you think you'll still be friends with in 5 years: all of the friends
395. About gay men: all men are yummeh

Section Twenty-One:

396. Do you have a website: Yus, many.
397. Current weather right now: nice,
398. Current time:  21:38
399. Any shout outs: RAWRRWARWARWARWAR
400. Last thoughts: I LOVE CATS, EVERYKIND OF CAT!